May 2012
30 posts
“Dear T.O. Boys, If I give you my word, then I will do it. However, it does not...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Please, don’t thank me until I’ve done what...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I like games. A lot. I don’t need you to play them though,...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’m not going to tell you to fuck off. I was raised better...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Yes, I keep score. I’m not sure why you find it...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, If you didn’t forget my birthday, I won’t forget...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, There’s a 95% chance I enjoyed spending time with your cat...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I have no issue telling you about all the other people I happen...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I can tell when you’re faking, even if you have no idea...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Here’s a novel idea. Apply all those good client...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, While it’s flattering that you think my approach to dating...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, While I’m sure your girlfriend is a charming,...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Here’s the deal: I won’t jerk you around if you...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Where I get my bruises isn’t any of your business. Really....”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I cannot tell you how unspeakably generous it is of you to offer...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Yes, I’m the sort of girl nerd who read the Game of...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Please don’t insist on taking me out, buying my drinks,...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Thank you for telling me that you’ve met someone new and...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Thanks for being attentive, for following instructions and for...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, In response to your query “How does it feel to be so...”
