February 2012
27 posts
Dear T.O. Boys, Disappointed that you only see me at a specific event that...
Dear T.O. Boys, Have you discovered the silent mode setting on your phone yet?...
Dear T.O. Boys, Not returning your text within a 10 minute window does not mean...
Dear T.O. Boys, I’m flattered that you think of me when you’re out...
Dear T.O. Boys, I know I talk a lot about the importance of smelling delicious....
Dear T.O. Boys, Telling me other women regularly ask for your sperm really will...
Dear T.O. Boys, I’m never quite sure what to do when you ask to have...
Dear T.O. Boys, It amuses me endlessly when you say things like “It will...
Dear T.O. Boys, Sometimes it blows my mind when I’m reminded of how truly...
Dear T.O. Boys, Rug burn isn’t fun for either of us. I know you feel it...
Dear T.O. Boys, Before you decide playing momma’s boy is one of the...
Dear T.O. Boys, Beautiful penmanship + thoughtful articulate prose = easy route...
Dear T.O. Boys, You want a threesome. I want assurance that I’m a part of...
Dear T.O. Boys, I think it’s great that you’re interested in science...
Dear T.O. Boys, It’s nice that you text me and tell me you saw a lovely...
Dear T.O. Boys, Things that are endearing: asking me if I’ve slept well,...
Dear T.O. Boys, After you said the subject, saying “I don’t mean to...
Dear T.O. Boys, Saying things like “I’m not trying to win; I’m...
Dear T.O. Boys, Making “tranny” jokes is generally inappropriate,...
Dear T.O. Boys, Digging up “archival studies” which are little more...
Dear T.O. Boys, I think it’s charming that you believe in...
Dear T.O. Boys, While I appreciate that you regularly refresh your underwear...
Dear T.O. Boys, It never fails to amuse when you utterly vanish, part way...
Dear T.O. Boys, It never fails to amuse when you start your approach with the...
Dear T.O. Boys, It’s no secret that men who hit on women often have little...
Dear T.O. Boys, Congratulations on successfully brokering an open relationship....
Dear T.O. Boys, Please, refrain from doing me any favours, of any kind. They...