September 2011
29 posts
“Dear T.O. Boys, Why would you stop shaving your face, and start shaving your...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s sweet that you ask what my preferences are with...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, lovely as you are, my attachment to you is based solely on my...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’m both patient and tenacious, but I’ll only wait...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I appreciate you may have risque fantasies. Please run them by...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, You always have the option to cancel, or re-schedule. If...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Morning sex isn’t for everyone. This isn’t one of...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s fine if things aren’t working out. We...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, If you can’t be bothered to respond to invitations in a...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’m not going to judge you if you chose to smoke. I am...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, First kisses should be executed with a little bit of restraint...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Please take communicable disease seriously. If you think...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Suggesting I’m either a hooker or a porn star is generally...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, While I appreciate your offers of conversation and support,...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Note: Questions don’t end in exclamation points. Remember...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Here’s a suggestion. Try being polite. You don’t...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, When I propose a date, and you say nothing, don’t call me...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, When you ask why I’m upset, and I tell you, please propose...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Owning gorgeous boots and being great at scheduling...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, The following is a terrible opening line “im thinking of...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Cuddling isn’t requisite. Don’t do it just because...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Stop asking if I’m alright. if I’m not, you probably...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Blood is not a lubricant. It’s a bio-hazardous substance....”
“Dear T.O. Boys, The quickest and most effective way to disappoint me is to say...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Wow. Dating overly clingy, emotional, irrational people is hard....”
“Dear T.O. Boys, If I enjoy rom-coms more than your idea of...”
– Courtesy of @TsarKasim
“Dear T.O. Boys (I have to emphasize boy) Man up and be honest and up front from...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. The...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I appreciate that you think you’re competent and capable -...”
