June 2011
28 posts
“Dear T.O. boys, Enthusiasm is nice, but PDA is only appropriate in public when...”
“Dear T.O. boys, Euphemism. Look it up. Then learn how to use them. You’ll...”
“dear T.O. boys, confirming a date 24 hours in advance = ability for me to...”
“Dear T.O. boys. Each of you is irreplaceable, but I am easily distracted by the...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Be careful where you bite. Hickeys are so high school. Neither...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Bonus points granted for an expression of interest before the...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, You don’t have to hold doors, or get my coat - but please...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Remember - indifference is far more attractive and compelling...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Slobber is only acceptable from human infants, and canines....”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Clingy is perfectly fine, so long as your upfront about your...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, always carry a jacket. There are few more gentlemanly gestures...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, paying for my drinks is a nice gesture. It doesn’t entitle...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, kisses on the forehead? do i remind you of a child? it’s...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Never underestimate the importance of clean sheets and clean...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, My impressions of you are shaped by my experience with your...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Grow Up! You aren’t Peter Pan, and I refuse to play...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Know your audience. I work 20 hour days. Complaining about...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, ASK first. Everything needs consent. xox, me”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Smelling delicious is good. Smelling like christmas (ie vanilla...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Women are people too. Treat us accordingly. Thanks! me”
“Dear T.O. Boys, we were doing so well, until you got attached, and decided i was...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’m all for metrosexuality, but don’t steal my...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, If you’re going to lie to me, do it well. I deserve a...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, learn the difference between want and need. then figure out...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s true what they say, I’m only interested in you when you’re...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s okay. You can shaft me for video games. I’d pick Gossip...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Please be coherent when you text/email. I will proofread it and...”
“dear T.O. boys, if your date happens to fall asleep,don’t bite her. not all of...”
