December 2011
31 posts
Dear T.O. Boys, I’m sorry that your primary partner doesn’t have any...
Dear T.O. Boys, Eventually, I start to feel like I’m far too old to be...
Dear T.O. Boys, “Call me when you have a moment” is a bad thing to...
Dear T.O. Boys, When I give you a date, and ask you where and when to meet you,...
Dear T.O. Boys, by this point, I’m more amused than offended when the...
Dear T.O. Boys, I’s endearing when you say things like “It really...
Dear T.O. Boys, I’m single because I decide to be, not because I lack...
Dear T.O. Boys, Thank you, for understanding the importance of making...
Dear T.O. Boys, saying things like “Oh, I’m more charming online...
Dear T.O. Boys, It’s generally a bad idea to quote me to me. I know what I...
Dear T.O. Boys, When you’re arguing with a woman, don’t call her...
Dear T.O. Boys, It’s been a busy year. I completely understand that...
Dear T.O. Boys, Learn to consider options from all the angles. Often, the...
Dear T.O. Boys, Yes, I have the skill set to be the perfect personal assistant....
Dear T.O. Boys, Listing the benefits to you when you picture our life together...
Dear T.O. Boys, You think there’s going to be a second date after your...
Dear T.O. Boys, While most of you maintain a core body temperature that is...
Dear T.O. Boys, If you can’t sleep on the other side of the bed, either...
Dear T.O. Boys, It’s nice that you’re employed, and successful....
Dear T.O. Boys, Telling the restaurant that “It’s a special night...
Dear T.O. Boys, for the thousandth time - nice boots and a preference for...
Dear T.O. Boys, While I agree that both sailing and shibari (Japanese style rope...
Dear T.O. Boys, Sharing trivia about sadistic practices does not pre-dispose me...
Dear T.O. Boys, I really wish you’d grow some spine and take the...
Dear T.O. Boys, How strangely convenient that your debilitating injury occurred...
Dear T.O. Boys, Please note that discussions about logistics aren’t...
Dear T.O. Boys, You can’t break me. Stop trying. It’s becoming...
Dear T.O. Boys, Please stop arriving at baseless conclusions. It makes me...
Dear T.O. Boys, stupid questions you ask #3: Do you know that your refusal to...
Dear T.O. Boys, Stupid questions you ask #2: You know you’re the smartest...
Dear T.O. Boys, Stupid questions you ask #1: Do you like well endowed men? -...