November 2011
30 posts
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’m sharing a contender for the worst pick up line ever:...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’m so thrilled that you’re utterly confident in...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Clarity in conversation is useful and appreciated. If I wanted...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I appreciate that hitting on women online has a very low rate of...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, wanting to take care of the women in your life does not make you...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I appreciate that you want me to think of you when I’m...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I appreciate that you are just as sad about my pole dancing gym...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, you continue to find new ways to surprise me with your...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s quite adorable when you kill things and bring them to...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s always appreciated when you hold doors and elevators,...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It is incredibly uncouth to book a first date, and then text to...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I appreciate your hesitancy over sharing your “real”...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Love? Who said anything about love? I asked if you were the sort...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, If you intend to make plans, make them. Stringing me along and...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, There’s a booking schedule. And yes, I am good enough to...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s really cute when you brush my hair out of my face, or...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, When you’re hitting on me, it’s generally a bad idea...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’m never quite sure what to make of it when you tell me...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I always, always have contingency plans. Don’t apologize...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I never know what to think when you say things like “Oh,...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Thank you for being so diversely entertaining! Honestly,...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Honestly, neither of us lack options. If you don’t like...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’ll never fully be able to express how much I appreciate...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s perfectly fine if I’m not what you thought you...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’d strongly advise you to make friends with your west...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s nice when you remember details enough to ask about...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Dating and sales - same principles. Remember to close the deal,...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, You can say Hi when you run into me in the street. I won’t...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s nice that you pay for my drinks. Please know that it...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, When you start to use terms of endearment part way through our...”
