October 2011
29 posts
“Dear T.O. Boys, Anything you can do, I can do better. I’m not going to rub...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, You rate me and my peers on a scale of 1 to 10. What gives you...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Thank you for smelling absolutely delicious on monday mornings....”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Just because I don’t equate sex with love, think of...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, some things just work better as fantasies. I know because I see...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, It’s okay. I’m scary. I get it. I’m sure...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I appreciate that you live the sort of life where you’ll...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, When you ask for an independent woman who pretends she needs you...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, when you’re making your case for my attention, it helps if...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, While I’ll grant you that women can be difficult to read,...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, that bit about being friends, in a friends with benefits...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, While I’m always appreciative on compliments, please try...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’m not actually all that scary. Try making the first move...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, You know those pick up strategy books that teach you how to...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I try and let you go gently. Stop being so goddamn clingy. Thx...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I say what I mean. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t say it....”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I was fine before you came along. I’ll be fine when...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Sometimes it actually is just you. You can’t all be a...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, You always earn bonus points for being great sports about my...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Sometimes, a girl just needs to spend time with her gay best...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Thanks for catching my drift when I tell you I’m booked...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Thanks for being so easy to please. It’s nice knowing that...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, Thanks for being such incredible sources of radiant heat. It...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I’m confused by the cessation of face shaving and the...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, When you fail at leaving me a voicemail message, you fail at...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, While the enthusiasm is endearing, please don’t feel like...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I love that you smell distractingly delicious…so much so...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, I will never have the response you want when you ask “Do...”
“Dear T.O. Boys, when you’re out on a date, and you propose going back to...”
