18 hours ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
Just because you get out of the game, doesn’t mean someone isn’t waiting on the bench to take your place. This is true at every stage of life and every facet. Life is competitive, bring your “A” game.
1 day ago
Dear T.O. Boys, There is only one person I will ever need in my life. It isn’t going to be you. If being needed is on your list of requirements, I’d advise you to state it at the outset so there are no hurt feelings in the long term.
2 days ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
The night we first met, when I was enjoying myself - that wasn’t about you. It wasn’t a performance to attract your attention. While my public life is carefully curated, you are never the audience I have in mind.
3 days ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
Time is the most valuable commodity we have. Please, stop wasting it.
4 days ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
What’s that? You fantasize about me while you’re in bed with the woman you chose over me? Am I supposed to be flattered by the fact that you’ve objectified me and then housed me on a lovely pedestal as the one you will always want but will not act to have? I’ve said it before - your gutlessness is not my issue.
5 days ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
Role models are important, but like 12 step programs, you should take what works, and discard the rest. Choose wisely or be content to live with a lot of regret.
6 days ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
If you don’t like me enough to want to buy me breakfast, you probably shouldn’t sleep with me. I don’t want to deal with your issues first thing in the morning. I wouldn’t dump mine on you.
1 week ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
Gentle reminder: quality trumps quantity, every single time. This applies to everything from email to orgasms. Perfect your technique sooner than later.
1 week ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
Making fun of me when I reveal a knowledge/skills gap in a traditionally gendered space where you have the knowledge, instead of offering to share information will always go poorly for you. Consider the cost of your actions before you take them.
1 week ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
I will never understand why so much of your self worth hinges on being found humorous. You never seem comfortable when I am laughing at you, even though that is what you claimed you wanted. Next time, think it all the way through.

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