17 hours ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
You cannot ask for, buy, command, or inspire love. Like chemistry, it either is, or isn’t. The sooner you learn to recognize it, the sooner you can capitalize. You’re welcome.
1 day ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
Congratulations. You just emptied a bucked of ice water over your head and lived to tell the tale. But will you remember to make a donation to ALS associated charities next year when there isn’t a viral, socially shaming fundraising campaign? I’m pretty certain you’ll have jumped on whatever the shiny band-wagon of the moment is, because despite making the donation, you don’t know what the letters in ALS stand for.
2 days ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
Here’s the thing: I’m not funny. You laugh because it’s a way to deal with discomfort, not because I’m amusing. I just thought you should know.
3 days ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
There is always opportunity cost to consider. The quicker you master the calculation, the less surprised you will be.
4 days ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
When your opening message consists of a greeting and a statement, I’m not going to respond, even if the statement is inflammatory. You’re entitled to your opinion and I’m happy to respect it, regardless of my feelings on the subject.
5 days ago
Dear T.O. Boys, Years of dating you has taught me not to expect much, but having your new partner email me asking if I’ve heard about the change in your STI status is a new level of cowardice even for you.
6 days ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
If you can’t be bothered to accommodate your audience preference, don’t ask what it is. Doing so creates the expectation that you care enough to put someone else’s desires before your own, and you just aren’t there yet.
1 week ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
Every time you chose ease over courtesy you provide incentive to return to the pipeline and to begin the review process for more thoughtful, engaging options. Something to consider as you plot your next move.
1 week ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
There is only so much quiet time in my life, if you’re going to be a source of a stress, I’m not going to spend it with you. It is that simple.
1 week ago
Dear T.O. Boys,
Obsession isn’t love anymore than lust is. If you cannot tell the difference it may be time to step off the field and run a series of thought experiments until you have it figured out.

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